1. I have used the Tom Hanks line, "Are you crying??? There is no crying in baseball!" on at least one of my girls every year since we started playing.
2. You know you're aging when you think the dad in the movie is better looking than the 18 year old heart throb. #thefaultwithourstars (I don't tweet or instagram, I just like to hashtag)
3. I recently read an article that said 34 is the age you should stop wearing a bikini. I am currently 34 and I relegate bikinis to vacations with my husband because my electric white belly is oh-so-sexy. So darn it, if I want to wear one thousands of miles from where anyone knows me, I'm going to do it. Even at the scandalous age of 35!
4. I haven't changed a poopy diaper in a couple months and it is completely liberating that it will be (Lord willing) my last time potty training.
5. Some of my go-to lines this summer have been, "Seriously, you're not too old to spank!", "Everyone downstairs please, mom needs some alone time" and "I love that school is out and I can have you all home with me." #confusion
6. I haven't read a self-help book on raising kids in over a year. Does this mean I gave up or I'm getting the hang of it? Judging by #5....the former.
7. My 5 year old lost her first tooth and this makes me sad. Not because she is getting older, but because she is entering the ugly phase. #vanity
8. I hear that big hair is coming back in. This is wonderful news for me. I've been waiting for this to come back around since the Julia Roberts Pretty Woman phase.
9. I recently went to New York and decided that the street noises of New York are nothing compared to the deafing pitch of my household.
10. Dumb and Dumber To is coming out soon and this excites me. Very much.
